January 2011
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this...
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The best excuse. :))
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
While walking with your friends...
leysyamia:
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
Iba't ibang klase ng babae →
camilleloveskisses:
1. Pa-conyo: sila yung super vain na kala mo everyday is “foundation day.” Magaling mag-ingles, hindi umiinom ng house water sa fastfood at kung magbihis e kala mo parating may party. Sila rin yung aakitin ka, pero hindi bibigay….agad. Kailangan ng matinding humor kung talagang trip na trip mo sya iuwi. 2. Top-of-the-line sosyalera: Sila yung mga pinanganak na may gintong...
Who's going to be single on the 14th of February?
hogsmeadederyn:
loving the number of notes on this.
"Don't pick me...don't pick me..." *teacher calls...
cool-kids-wear-vans:
Can February march?
correctingerrors:
No, but April may!
o i c wat u did dur
When you close the wrong tab
Jealous and paranoid, yes.
amarisdoesit:
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etc.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
I change the date on my homework to make it seem...
hugsandnicoles:
lifestylesoftheyoungandshameless:
coryfinnatic:
youarenotuseless:
jenhawkins87:
starsblazing:
thetenthdoctorscompanion:
alchemisttt:
ohbirrd:
adkxolovee:
happinessdestroysyou:
OH MY GOD.
WHO MADE THIS? i want to marry you.
My life is complete.
hahahaha…ahaha..ha
MUST. REBLOG.
LMAO.
Whoever made this is my hero #Disney #MeanGirls
OH MY GOD.
...
I remember when I was a kid, I went on the...
wizardouskidrauhl:
If you love your unicorn reblog this. One girl...
12 year olds talking about getting "so drunk".
dude weren’t you a fetus like.. yesterday?